so, in my usual aggressive-from-behind-my-desk behaviour i submitted a complaint to the department of public works, citing the farnsboro for illegal dumping. it looks all badass in capital letters (dc.gov's doing, not mine). i have a case number, and a nifty password to follow up. let's see what happens before i arrange a black van with no windows to teach this guy a lesson or when i send my next dry cleaning bill to the farnsboro tenant's association for this crap.
so if anyone else has a problem with this guy, and i know you do, i saw you in your convertible beamer this morning, coughing and waving dust from your face, well let's get this man a fucking rake already! hell, maybe even a broom! remember these things? you might have seen one when you were a kid...they are amazing inventions.